Inflatable Dartboard™
Category: Fake
Estimated Price: £14.99
Introducing the **Inflatable Dartboard™**, the ultimate innovation in misguided leisure! Whether you're hosting a barbecue, planning a team-building day, or simply tired of sharp objects, this puffy marvel promises hours of *mostly harmless* entertainment.
Made from high-bounce vinyl and a deep misunderstanding of physics, this dartboard inflates in minutes and deflates in seconds (usually by accident). Say goodbye to wall damage, and hello to flappy, floaty fun.
Perfect for:
- People who own too many patches
- Hen dos, kids’ parties, and questionable pub nights
- That friend who *always* throws off-target
### Warning: Not suitable for use with actual darts. Seriously. Don’t.
Brand: Pointless Leisure™
Materials: PVC vinyl, hot air, mild regret
Colour(s): Red, black, beige
Other Specifications:
- Velcro-compatible surface
- Mouth-inflatable (pump not included)
- Built-in wobble for unpredictable fun
- Not regulation size, shape, or function
What We Think
Possibly the safest way to play darts… or the most entertaining way to disappoint everyone at the pub. Great for garden parties, office team-building disasters, or just confusing the neighbours.
What Others Are Saying
"My kids love it. My wall loves it even more." – Gavin, Basingstoke
"Tried it with proper darts. Not recommended." – Charlotte, 1-star reviewer and former dart enthusiast
Verdict
More bounce than precision, but 100% more air than your average dartboard. A delightfully useless addition to any games room.