LooTunes™ – Musical Toilet Roll That Plays a Tune Every Time You Pull
Category: Fake
Estimated Price: £3.49
Turn every bathroom visit into a private concert with LooTunes™ – the world's first musical toilet roll. Thanks to a discreet embedded sound chip, each tug on the roll triggers a cheerful melody, transforming mundane moments into mini musical experiences.
Choose from a selection of four catchy tunes (including “Wipe It Real Good” and “The Flush Waltz”) to suit every... situation. The built-in speaker is cleverly hidden in the cardboard tube, and the roll is fully flushable, biodegradable, and compatible with most bathroom setups. It’s quirky, it’s clean, and it’s totally unnecessary. And we love it.
Perfect for kids, guests, or anyone with a strong sense of toilet-time theatrics. It’s the conversation starter you never knew your bathroom needed.
- Brand: LooTunes™
- Dimensions: Standard toilet roll size (10cm width, 3-ply, 150 sheets)
- Materials: Ultra-soft recycled paper, embedded micro-sound chip
- Colour(s): Bright white with music note print
- Other Specifications: Plays short tune on each pull, includes 4 pre-loaded melodies, replaceable AAA battery (included), volume-adjustable, septic-safe
What We Think
We honestly didn’t expect to be so charmed by a musical loo roll, but here we are. LooTunes™ makes the toilet break more than just functional – it’s downright entertaining. The tunes are short and silly, but just long enough to make you grin while you do your business.
The volume is surprisingly subtle, so it won’t echo down the hallway and cause confusion during dinner parties. The paper itself is decent – soft, 3-ply, and doesn’t feel like an afterthought despite the gadgetry. Bonus points for the battery being replaceable and not sealed in forever like some novelty items.
We did start humming the wipe jingle around the office, which raised some eyebrows. But all in all, this is a brilliant gift, especially for anyone with a daft sense of humour or small children who need a bit more motivation to visit the loo.
What Others Are Saying
💬 Clare in Norwich: “My kids now fight over who gets to use the toilet first. I think that’s a win?”
💬 Matt D.: “Every guest leaves the loo laughing. One mate stayed an extra 10 minutes just to hear all the tunes.”
💬 Geoff (musician): “I came for the novelty, stayed for the surprisingly well-composed jingle. Needs a bass drop though.”
💬 Janine, age 54: “Honestly thought this would be stupid. It is. But in the best way. I now look forward to wiping.”
Verdict
LooTunes™ is equal parts absurd and brilliant. It’s well-made, oddly charming, and genuinely funny. Whether you’re buying it as a gag gift or adding flair to your guest bathroom, this cheeky little invention delivers entertainment where you least expect it. Toilet humour? Absolutely. But done with a surprising level of polish (pun mildly intended).