Emergency Dehydrated Water – Just Add Water!
Category: Fake
Estimated Price: £3.49
Discover the revolutionary solution to modern hydration emergencies: Dehydrated Water. Perfect for those moments when you're out of water... but happen to have water. Compact, convenient, and completely devoid of moisture, this cutting-edge product redefines hydration by challenging the status quo. Whether you're hiking, camping, or simply enjoy owning the world's most ironic product, Dehydrated Water is here to not quench your thirst in style.
Each pack contains 0 grams of water, expertly sealed in high-quality packaging that ensures it stays that way until you're ready to do the obvious—just add water. Proudly made by AquaNot, the market leader in non-liquids.
Brand: AquaNot
Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm x 0.1cm (packaging only)
Materials: 100% Non-Water
Colour(s): Transparent (when hydrated)
Other Specifications:
- Zero-calorie, gluten-free, vegan
- Unlimited shelf life
- Instant hydration when combined with water*
- Reusable if you forget to add water
*Water not included
What We Think
This is, hands down, one of the most brilliantly useless products we've ever stocked—and we love it for that reason. Whether you're a collector of novelty goods or looking for the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift, Dehydrated Water has that rare blend of absurdity and charm. It’s delightfully packaged, super lightweight (obviously), and it sparks instant conversation. People will stop and ask, “Wait… is this real?”—and that alone makes it worth every penny.
In testing, we found it excels as a white elephant gift, a desk conversation starter, and a subtle dig at over-marketed wellness fads. For the environmentally conscious among you, you’ll be pleased to know that it’s carbon neutral—largely because there’s nothing in it to begin with.
What Others Are Saying
💬 "I bought this for my brother-in-law who once asked if sparkling water came from fizzy springs. He was confused, but also deeply impressed." – Claire, Devon
💬 "I took this on a survival weekend. My friends laughed. Then it rained and I pretended I’d 'activated it'. Five stars for the giggles." – Josh, Leicestershire
💬 "Was disappointed at first, until I realised I could pair it with air guitar and imaginary soup. A full meal!" – Martin, York
💬 "Kept one in my bag for emergencies. Still thirsty. Would recommend." – Ella, Brighton
Verdict
Dehydrated Water is not going to save your life (unless you're dying of laughter), but it will absolutely make someone’s day. An ideal gag gift that pokes fun at consumer culture, it’s both eco-ironic and delightfully dry (pun intended). Stick it in a stocking, wrap it for Secret Santa, or pop it on your office shelf—it’s hilariously pointless in all the best ways.