Toilet Sniffari Interactive Bathroom Mat – For Dogs Who Follow You Anyway
Category: Fake
Estimated Price: £9.95
Let’s be honest: your dog’s already in the bathroom every time you are. Why not make it enriching? The Toilet Sniffari Interactive Bathroom Mat turns awkward eye contact into an exciting scent-based adventure!
This cleverly absurd mat features a variety of scratch-and-sniff zones, hidden treat pockets, and “aromatic nodes” that simulate all your dog’s favourite outdoor whiff zones — lamppost, hedge, fox wee, and last week’s chicken bin. All embedded in a soft, absorbent base designed to sit just in front of the toilet. Because nothing says “bonding” like sniffing simulated squirrel bum smells while your human pees.
Bonus: it gives them something to do other than stare into your soul while you’re mid-squat.
- Brand: TailTales Enrichment Co.
- Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm
- Materials: Recycled polyester, plush fleece top, infused felt pads
- Colour(s): Puddle Grey, Bark Brown, Loo Lagoon
- Other Specifications:
- Includes 8 scent zones with replaceable aroma pouches
- Machine washable (remove pouches first!)
- Non-slip rubber backing for “enthusiastic sniffers”
- Hidden treat pockets to encourage searching
What We Think
We’ll admit, the idea of a sniff mat designed *specifically* for the bathroom felt a bit… niche. But then we tried it. And now we’re believers.
The Toilet Sniffari quickly became a morning ritual. Our office spaniel, Muffin, now charges into the bathroom like it’s the West End premiere of a new sniff show. The scent zones are weirdly accurate — one staff member described the “damp moss corner” patch as “hauntingly real.” The treat pockets are cleverly hidden, making it a decent bit of mental stimulation even outside of loo visits.
We did get some side-eye from guests, especially when one of the scent capsules was mistakenly left labelled as “Dead Seagull (Lite)”. But honestly, it’s worth it for the peace we now enjoy while peeing in peace. Sort of.
The mat washes up well, and the rubber bottom means it doesn’t scoot around like a maniac during excited snuffling. It’s also surprisingly comfy underfoot, for humans too. Who knew?
What Others Are Saying
💬 “My dog used to follow me into the bathroom and just stare. Now he’s got a full sniff-based activity mat and I can actually pee without feeling judged. 5 stars.” – Rachel M.
💬 “Great idea, but my dog now insists on bringing the mat into the lounge. There is something deeply unsettling about hearing him sniff ‘Public Bin Day’ while we’re watching Bake Off.” – Chris N.
💬 “Was sceptical but now totally hooked. My spaniel *refuses* to leave the mat. Thinking of getting a second one for the kitchen just to distract him.” – Becky H.
💬 “The fox wee scent is disturbingly authentic. My dog is obsessed. I may never pee alone again, but at least he's happy.” – Marcus J.
Verdict
The Toilet Sniffari is delightfully daft and surprisingly functional. It adds enrichment to an otherwise baffling habit (your dog following you to the loo) and turns it into an opportunity for sensory stimulation and treat-based treasure hunts. Plus, it’s washable, durable, and hilarious enough to be a talking point for any guests brave enough to use your bathroom.
One of the weirdest ideas we’ve seen. Also one of the best.